27
Jul
08

Too Much Porn?

No, you will not go blind from too much porn but please exercise the use of the hand responsibly guys. What porn does do is it may eschew your view on what the perfect woman looks like, what the perfect position is, the perfect size, and how long it’s supposed to last. When those things creep into your mind, it hurts your confidence. Do not be one of those guys that ask for an evaluation after you have sex. Women love confidence, not the position of the enabler.
They have a saying, “Idle hands lead to the devil’s work.” The best way to keep your mind from venturing off into lady land with your Palmalive dish detergent is to keep your mind busy. Do chores, get outside, call long lost family members, whatever it takes to keep yourself sidetracked. Just think twice before going to the porn store to blow (no puns intended) you cash on that Super Jugs Magazine.

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1 Response to “Too Much Porn?”


  1. 1 Joseph G.
    July 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Palmolive…really? That’s like one step away from using mayo.


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